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Captains Log, May 9th. Greetings, it is I, da Big CWC coming to ya'll live from Tardsville Group Homes.Today a TRUE AND HONEST lovely waitress at Da TGI Fridays called my 'Sweetie' and was FLIRTATIOUS AND HONEST. I am excited to have a NEW LOVEQUEST and Possible Girlfriend!
I AM HESITANT AND HURTFUL DUE TO THE PAST MEANDERINGS AND MISGIVINGS that have seen my gal pals betrayed me despite us being da bestest friends and eating Lunch Together EVERYDAY. And my ex Megan DECEIVED AND LIED TO ME AND DESPITE FLIRTATIOUS AND NUMERABLE MEETUPS!
It is unfortunate that our TRUE AND HONEST Hearts continue to get RIPPED APART Despite our intentions, similar to what has happened with Y'ALL with Mother Nature, Ceres Fauna!
SIGH* Anyways /VT/ Wish me luck on my NEW LOVEQUEST