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>Be Sans
>All your friends are dead
>Some groundhog-day kid is systematically murdering everyone, and if you kill him he'll reset everything to try again
>If he succeeds, he'll break spacetime or some bullshit idk
>Pull out all the stops
>You can't win, but maybe you can demoralize him and convince him to go away
>Alpha strike, maybe shock and awe will work
>Dodge all his attacks and keep your cool face on
>Remind him how many times he's lost to you, maybe he'll give up then
>Offer forgiveness if he starts over
>Attack him in the menu
>Start bending spacetime as you attack
>As he's struggling to keep up, remind him you have a special attack in waiting, maybe that'll scare him
>When that doesn't work and you're finally out of ammo, just try to softlock the game so he can't proceed
>It all backfires in your goddamn face
>You become a meme
>Your most menacing lines are being quoted by children for laughs
>Everyone wants to fight you for fun
>Your friends all die a thousand thousand deaths
>People are killing your goat girlfriend and your brother just to fight you
>Six hundred thousand people tune in to watch a sweet little angel try to murder you three hundred times for her fans
Imagine fucking up this bad
