>>49398155(You) are a hardened, battle-scared member of the yakuza who has never been beaten in a fight, and once took out fifty men with your bare hands. Nobody fucks with you, and your name is feared throughout the underworld. You hold an unwavering loyalty towards your patriarch however, and follow all of his orders down to the finest details. Your patriarch's sworn brother is actually a civillian with underworld ties, a CEO of an entertainment company by the name of Motoaki Tanigo.
Mr. Tanigo has been having troubles regarding dangerous individuals harrassing his talents lately, with stalkers following them home or even breaking into their apartment complexes. Your patriarch orders you to work for Mr. Tanigo, and to treat Mr. Tanigo with the same amount of respect as you would him. You obey, of course, and Mr. Tanigo quickly tells his talents that you are the go-to hotline for any troubles they may have.
The only problem is that he doesn't specify what kinds of "troubles". You of course get the occasional call of distress whenever one of his talents is being followed through the streets and such, but a large majority of the calls you get are for silly matters.
>Arriving at Nene's house so she can talk to you about her beetles for three hours>Playing Sausage Legend with Subaru because Koyori isn't available and she has nobody else to play with>Cleaning Chloe's room>Doing a toilet paper run because Ayame ran out and can't leave the stall without wiping first>Buying alcohol for Lamy>Going to Suisei's house to kill a spider, then cooking for her because Anemachi is away>Being called to Marine's house at least once a week where she will try to seduce you (you must resist)It's not the life you expected from becoming a member of the yakuza, but orders are orders. You must continue to live as an errand boy for the sake of your patriarch and Mr. Tanigo.
