>>8952252If I post it enough times, someone will HAVE to write it. That's how it works, right?
Polka had somehow convinced you to go on a date with her. A romantic and expensive restaurant for the two of you to go together. The date goes like shit, Polka just can't seem to stop messing up. After you two leave the restaurant, through tears she looks at her notes:
w̶h̶e̶n̶ if we get intimate, do this for a fun night:
>Let him hold my hand>Its fake>Let him Grope my Breasts>Honk noises>Lift up my skirt>Paper snakes fly out>let him try to take off my pantsu>More keep appearing>Finally cum>Confetti insteadUnfortunately, what actually ended happening was:
>she agrees to rough anal due to low self esteem>you plow her asshole and she starts crying>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal>she's out of breath after 30 seconds>you jerk yourself off and finish on her face>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum>you feel like shit>night ends, you leave while she is sleeping and never talk to her again 