>>3246540I've met plenty of them, lemme tell you the secret.
Go to a jewish neighborhood and look for 2nd generation families that moved from the mediterranean coastline. Drive a modest but luxury car that isn't too expensive or flashy, but has great handling. Wear only medium range clothing from like, Nordstrom or Prana or a similarly priced store. Learn to cook cornish hens and really good yeasted doughnuts. Have a weird obsession with foreign policy but maintain a certain level of innocent racism (IE saying stuff like "the africans can't help themselves). If you use a dating app make sure absolutely none of your photos show you bragging about money, just make sure they're well lit and have at least one photo of your cooking (it had better be good). The last step is to have a clean bed, not necessarily an organized one, just clean, and preferably have at least one latex support pillow. 