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>regularly eat tuna
>buy 4 cans absentmindedly
> pick out bubble bee tuna can for airi stream
>days pass
>start opening up tuna cans
>the new cans are all in vegetable oil instead of water
>suffer through opening one can
>I won't do this again
>2 days pass
>extra tired from doing car work early in the morning
>fuck it
>open bumble bee tuna early
>can opener breaks half way though, the gears just stop spinning
>okay I'll just use the blade and manually clamp down to open it
>the gears with the blade falls apart in my hand
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