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GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!! Old man Shu-san, you think that GRINDING my EYEBALLS into a THICK PUDDING and CONSUMING THAT would restore your LIBIDO?!??! A Chinese MYSTIC told you that DEGENERATE YAMINIONS make for a POTENT APHRODISIAC!!???! And you want to TEST this out by PLUNDERING my RIPE BUTTHOLE??!!!? T-then you want to use your sorcery to turn my upper half into a HUMAN CONDOM!!??! I'll be SHRUNKEN DOWN, of course not TOO MUCH because I'm SO FUCKING SHORT, and STRETCHED over your QUIVERING JOHNSON!!???!!? And even though I'd be a FUNCTIONING CONTRACEPTIVE, your GERIATRIC JIZZ would spill into my bussy ANYWAY because of my GAPING EYE HOLES!!???! Y-You want to give me the SENILE PENILE EXPERIENCE over and over until I inevitably DISSOLVE in my own ASSHOLE from the NONSTOP FRICTION??!?! Then you'll take me to a LABORATORY where TOP SCIENTISTS will use the most ADVANCED TOOLS POSSIBLE to see your sperm cells BEATING THE SHIT out of my MICROSCOPIC REMNANTS and BARRING THEM ENTRY from my OMEGA OVARIES!!???!!!? And the results from that study would be PUBLISHED to show the WHOLE WORLD how I am OBJECTIVELY A DEGEN, down to the CELLULAR LEVEL???!!!!!???!!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!