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Anonymous Tue, Sep 21, 2021 00:06:40 No.10109666 [View]
Having watched Council for 1 month I can finally make my OBJECTIVE EN RANKING. From a day 1 EN oldfag (yes I was here on /jp/hlgg/).
1. Gura
>the queen of holoEN and hololive in general. most talented (singing), most entertaining (funny), and in a shocking turn of events, went from the EN1 member who streamed the least to the one who streams the 2nd most (behind Kiara). cares about her fans, toes the line between GFE and not-GFE, will NEVER collab with homos indies vshojos e-celebs etc.
2. Amelia Watson
>You can swap her with Gura if you want, they're 1A and 1B. Clearly the most reliable and punctual member of the generation. She has something about her that just makes you fall in love with her, even when she isn't an explicit GFEbait chuuba.
3. Ina
>if Gura is the loud, outgoing, brilliantly shining aquamarine and Ame is the rock-solid foundational, stable, but equally mesmerizing topaz, then Ina is the illustrious, reserved, and magnificent amethyst. She is single-handedly the most genuine EN member ever, from her care for her fans (telling them not to SC her), to her consistent and stable streaming hours (almost never cancelling), to her reserved and calm personality (doesn't need to be loud to be funny or entertaining). She is the patrician's choice of an EN chuuba.
4. Irys
>Ina lite. A louder and more forward Ina with a much uglier design and having exchanged her art talent for singing.
5. Fauna
>Clearly the most talented streamer in EN2. Fills in dead air easily and is a MASTER manipulator of her viewers hearts.
6. Kronii
>Much room to improve but clearly enjoys streaming (will continue streaming kusoges until they're done like Frostpunk and Hollow Knight), and has a SEX voice and design. Also stopped reddit pandering and is /here/
7. Mumei
>Autistic
8. Sana
>black and aussie
9. Baelz
>aussie and loud
10. (You)
11. Kwappi
12. Anyone
13. Literally anyone
14. Even Omega
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Let's get to the mistakes in EN, shall we? Because they haven't changed since day 1.
938019. TAKANASHI KIARA
>Egotistical
>Menhara
>MEMEME
>STREAM SPARKS
>Loud as fuck
>Annoying
>Voice is an immediate filter
>Ugly fucking accent
>Rude as shit (Gura are you crying?) (Talking during Gura's karaoke)
>MASSIVE Numberfag
>Rude to senpais (doesn't respect boundaries, know your place when you talk to Pekora or Subaru)
>Single handedly broke hololive culture by allowing vshojo collabs
But even Kiara is decent when compared to the final individual on this list.
LIM N -> INF. MORI CALLIOPE
>I literally cannot put how much of a mistake this bitch was into words.
But let's try, shall we?
>Applied without knowing anything about hololive besides knowing one "Kiryu Coco"
>Self-doxxes constantly to try to prop up her failed attempt at a music career
>Literally moved to JP to fuck a man she was in love with
>Speaking of above, how many times has this bitch been in a "hotel" for no reason?
>Oh, and how many full collabs has this bitch ruined? From tech issues to >muh I have to go (Minecraft full collab comes to mind)
>Early streams were Kronii-tier levels of pandering and mid-stream interruptions of "YO BIG UPS FOR THE AKASUPA HOMIE", to the point where she fucking flooded the voice comms on her first MC collab with Gura.
>Literal money-pandering whore (see above; see tiered membership system that no EN uses to give exclusive streams)
>5%
Oh, but that doesn't even scratch the surface of what she's done.
>TRASH TASTE PODCAST 1 MONTH IN
>COLLABS WITH GIGGUK AGAIN
>E-CELEB COLLABS CONSTANTLY
>CONSTANTLY MENTIONS E-CELEBS ON STREAM AND TWEETS AT THEM
>OH AND LETS NOT FORGET INDIE COLLABS
>VSHITJO COLLABS
AND WORSE
>HOMOSTAR COLLABS (LITERALLY COLLABED WITH RIKKA WHILE ROLEPLAYING AS THE MOST SEXUALLY ACTIVE ANIMAL IN THE PLANET'S ECOLOGY)
>I can literally go on and on. She has not done a single good thing for hololive but lead to an influx of normalfags. We gatekeep hololive for a reason.
OH--and let me add:
>Propped up the most tribalistic, toxic, doxx-ready faggots on this board. And these faggots have breached containment numerous times.
>the worst fucking SC paypigs come from her stream (that one Darth guy for example)
