>>95212914Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what YAGOO intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “Ara ara~?” as I grab my holopanties and Asacoco-infused flintlock. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man—he's dead before he can say "kusa." Draw my pistol on the second man, miss entirely because it’s smoothbore, and instead headshots my KFP employee. Have to resort to the Coco Kiryu Memorial Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with supa-charged akasupas. “Tsunomaki watameeeee!” I scream as the grape shot shreds two men, the sound sets off every Haachama horror alarm in the neighborhood. Fix my bayonet—a limited edition Pekora Usada Bunny Dagger—and charge the last terrified grayname. He bleeds out waiting for the police, since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. “Yubiyubi, just as YAGOO dreamed.”
