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>Xalamon wakes up to another great day of being Phase's Headcu-mod
>Time to go potty
>Whining for the next 10 minutes until Lumi finally comes by and lets him out of his cage
>"STOP.CRYING.BITCH" she yells, stopping between each word and hitting him over the head with a roll of newspaper when she does so
>Lumi then gives him walkies outside, where he can finally pee next to a tree
>Men and Women that are traversing the sidewalk give strange looks, but Xal just growls at them
>"Heh...nobody is gonna disturb my princess"
>He gets another whack for that
>Later Xal is brought to Phase Warehouse where he'll mod for the various talent's streams
>He's hooked up to a fucking matrix battery pod and enters the Phaseverse
>Except for some reason they also shove a dildo up his ass when do this and Sakana always just says "its important, leave it in"
>Here he can ban anyone for even the slightest of comments that might offend his kween, or if he just doesn't like you because you're probably a "chud" or some shit
>He smirks and types occasionally in Lumi's chat
>He gets an email from Lia
>"kys" it reads
>Oh
>That's okay let's go to Tenma's strea-
>Another email
>"Kys"
>Alright lets just stick with Lumi
>Its alright, she talks about usual basic bitch shit but it's another slam dunk baby
>After Lumi ragequits another strategy game he gets to unwind and groom his next target
>"Why isn't Miia responding? Didn't Sakana recruit her at the last con?" He thinks to himself
>Well lets try flexing on the peasants in discord
>"I have slightly right of center opinions" a fan declares
>ERM THATS A BAN!
>After jumping for joy and then recovering and wheezing from such an action in the corner for 5 minutes, Xal goes on to type how he's a Chad
>A few cucks back him up on this, but others just roll their eyes
>That's when Erina messages him
>"Hey...ive been noticing how much of a great job you do around here, stop by the Makinist lounge sometime for some... One on One, if you know what I mean..." she says in her semen demon voice
>"But I don't live in the Philippines, like how the fuck would that even work-" Xal replies but she just ends call angrily cutting him off
>Xal then gets a text from Sakana
>"Hey man, I got you a ticket and a flight to Asia. We're gonna do con there for our Asian centered talents, and its in the Philippines. I rented a villa, you're bunking with Erina"
>Dick hard like diamonds
>Another email
>"Also i deactivated Lumi's shock collar on you, you're free for now"
>Oh cool
>Xal jumps on the next flight and goes there
>Everyone is 4ft tall max, a 6 foot 6 Chad like himself would totally make it big here-wait why are there other American guys here and why do they have Filipina gfs?
>A boomer gives him a thumbs up and says "Slanted Pussay, amirite?"
>Alright
>He gets a taxi to the villa, which is realistically just a donkey with a metal slay held by ropes on its back but it'll do
>After scraping across the road and killing 3 civilians they arrive
>Waiting in the doorway is the beautiful Erina Makina
>"Come on in, baby..." She says sultry-like and walks boobily into bedroom
>"Just undress, lay on the bed, and close your eyes..." She says
>Its dark in here but Xal does it
>He can feel something tickling his sides, slowly turning him onto his stomach
>Its a lil weird, maybe its just a massage and-is that a penis?
>A 20 inch bad dragon dildo inserts itself in one deep, sharp stroke into Xal's ass
"OHMYGODDDDDD!"
>the lights turn on
>The talents are there, all laughing at him
>Not Sleepy because she's seiso
>Sakana is towering over him
>He leans in and whispers
>"Feel connected yet, faggot?"
>The girls and Sakana play mariokart without him for the rest of the night, and he just stays in a cage until morning
