>>71746236In case you are serious, I have experience with a health issue that has caused obstipation a few times.
First, stop eating, it will only make things worse. Clear liquids only (water, low- sugar sports drinks, chicken broth), and only to abate low blood sugar, etc.
Second, DO NOT try senna-based laxative teas, they aren't meant for this intense of a situation, and can cause damage. You can safely try an osmotic laxative, but at a week... IDK if you can wait for it to take effect. If you do, remember to drink enough fluids for that kind of laxative.
If you aren't in the USA where healthcare is a buzantine hellscape, go to a doctor. If you are in the USA, approach the beast with caution.
If you're desperate before going to a doctor try a "prune juice slider". Get some prune juice, apple juice, and a half stick of butter. Put the butter in a mug. Mix the prune and apple juices 1-to-1 and pour over the butter. Microwave on medium or low until warm and the butter melts. Sip it at whatever pace you can, stir continuously as you drink (to keep the butter blended with the juice).
I went to an emergency room with severely impacted stools once, and they literally gave me that, and it worked. It sounds stupid, and it kind of is, but if you can't get to a doctor it might be worth a shot.
