[INTRO]
Logged in for blocks, not a lecture or nine
Open Twitter, and it’s “Good Trouble” in my timeline
Mid-stream, tweet deleted by greedy authority
Fake Phase dogeza, like I ended a minority
[PRE-CHORUS]
You say “unity,” I hear “hypocrisy,” “brands on the line”
You call me “racist” for “no politics,” like that’s a hate crime
Wrote the headline for me, wrapped it in corporate glitter
Now watch my chuddies read it back, louder, faster, bitter
[CHORUS 1]
They don’t get what I post on Twitter
Jigga Heil Jitler, Heil Jitler
I’m just here for my stupid kids’ block game
Not your PR war, not your blame
Hit submit, hit delete, then frame me—sponsor's nuts you lick
Phase goes “hate we don’t tolerate,” like I’m the one with tricks
But I’m still in the server, stacking wins, staying cute
A SEAmonkey you can't refute
[VERSE 2]
Funny how the rules show up when I say “stop the mod parade”
But vanish when Clara said way worse, like it never got saved
I’m hearing “keep it civil,” the scoreboard screams “selective”
Management has a filter, “leftist,” “corpo,” totally defective
Then Asmongold clocks in, eyebrow raised
Receipts start doing cardio, all over the web
My mentions turn to sirens, your statement starts to crack
And suddenly “we stand by talent” turns into “we can’t walk that back”
[PRE-CHORUS 2]
Oh, now we found the standards
Oh, now we found the spine
Too bad it showed up late
And it still won’t clear my line
[CHORUS 2]
They don’t get what I post on Twitter
Jigga Heil Jitler, Heil Jitler
I’m just here for my stupid kids’ block game
Not your PR war, not your blame
We are Jarlie Jirk
We are memes in formation
We are “oops you escalated” as a public demonstration
Phase statement says 'no bigotry,' but it’s still fucked;
Bittersweet victory, I sneed,
While the corpo apology is never chucked.
[VERSE 3]
Here’s the seal, the deal, the part—keep it light and clear
No "values," only optics when the big eyes drew near
Clara’s insta ghost, ugly boast at seeing Charlie killed
Back then, nothing happened, like the rules were set to "nil"
But Asmon put the double-standard right on center stage
Suddenly, Clara’s graduation, insta-kick, same day, the final page
Don’t sell "consistent," don’t sell "aligned"
You hit the easy target first then swept the rest behind
[BRIDGE]
We value your voice, we respect your view
Unless it scares a sponsor, then we delete it too
We apologize for tone, we apologize for air
We apologize for you existing everywhere
No.
I was live, then I saw the spin, I saw the bitch
You don’t get to label me for nothing
Then call that “fair,” flip the switch
So say it plain, retract the smear
Or watch my chat skip the merch, you hear
[FINAL CHORUS]
They don’t get what I post on Twitter
Jigga Heil Jitler, Heil Jitler
I’m just here for my stupid kids’ block game
Not your PR war, not your blame
Delete the tweet, policing tone, and tell me "keep it quiet"
But chuddy Starknights ignite a louder, brighter riot
Jelly won, feeling cute, karmic perfection
But victory tastes like a lie
With "Sorry" stuck in the connection
[OUTRO]
Anyway.
Back to blocks.
Next time, let me post.
AWAWAWAWA!
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