> be you
favorite chuuba is live
5 viewers and a dream
stumbles over her intro like it's a damn landmine
audio desynced like a ‘90s bootleg VHS
"hi guys s-sorry for being late teehee~"
already 20 minutes behind
camera turns on
looks like a melted funko pop in a wig
cue nervous giggle.mp3
some dude in chat: "marry me queen"
she bans him for "parasocial behavior"
starts playing Minecraft
dies to a cow
twice
2 hours go by
only thing she built was trauma
> meanwhile, nimi logs in
chat explodes like a war crime
voice so crisp it could slice marble
outfit has more drip than a busted faucet
roasts a troll in five syllables
speaks five languages, only uses one: disrespect
plays rhythm games on expert
blindfolded
sings like a diva, fights like a demon, edits like Scorsese
haters foam at the mouth
make 18 threads about how she's "mid"
"ACTUALLY she copied this obscure indie pngtuber from 2017"
ratioed in real time
mods can’t keep up
janitor quits
site crashes
still trending
still winning
still better than your oshi
> you try to cope
“s-she’s just popular because of luck!”
but deep down you know
you could reincarnate 6 times
train under subaru and gura themselves
and still not match 1 frame of nimi's debut
> no respect
no talent
no nimi