We might take a little while, so do you want me to tell you a story? The Brothers Anon - lovely fellows, they're on my Discord server. According to them, there was this Jailbird, and he asks this Novelite, "How many seconds in eternity?" And the Novelite says, "There's this princess of pure diamond. Her cunt is as hard as rocks, and as dry as a quarry! Every hundred years, a Pebble comes and slams his cock into the diamond slit. And when the entire phallus makes its first thrust, the first second of eternity will have passed!" You must think that's a hell of a long time...
Personally, I think that's a hell of a Pebble.
