I'm sick of seeing this board's flotsam spreading to other boards, so I want all of you to know something about how the rest of the world sees you.

I don't watch any of this shit because I grew beyond the age of six. When I see anything involving these gremlins, all I am reminded of is children's cartoons that would appear on public broadcasting minus the education and added curse words. I hear stories about the cringe superchats and I am more reminded of those freaks that stalk twitc h streamers that end up killing themselves on the porch of their object of affection.

I get it. Life is difficult. Escaping to some fantasy where a woman babies you like an infant playing your favorite video game yields some catharsis in this hellscape. I'm sure some of you can pretend to be functional adults. I want to speak directly to you cult recruits who still live with their parents who are too busy holding down careers to keep a roof over your heads: you're backing the wrong obsession. Why can't you spend the same amount of time watching this garbage doing something nearly productive?

I would like for every hour, every minute you glue your eyes to the screen living in your fantasy world you step away from the keyboard to make something of yourself instead of forcing your sad, depressing way of life onto us far more functional humans. Please, grow some self-awareness, and confine your hobbies to time meant for hobbies, instead of mortgaging your short time on this planet doing far more healthy things, like bathing.