[SABA]
Help! The viewer's about to unsub!

[SAPLING]
Get your fins off me, you dirty chub!

[DOOBY]
(gasp) He can talk!

[VTUBERS]
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!

[SAPLING]
I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

[SINDER]
Oooh! Help me, Nimi's Husband!

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
O, Nimi's Husband!

[MINT]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[SAPLING]
What's wrong with me?

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
I think you're sleazy.

[SAPLING]
I want a second opinion.

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
You're also greasy!

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
O, Nimi's Husband!

[MINT]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[SAPLING]
Can I akasupa anymore?

[NIMI'S HUSBAND]
Of course you can!

[SAPLING]
Well, I couldn't before!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!
Nimi's Husband! Nimi's Husband!

[BART SIMPSON]
These indies have everything!

[HOMER SIMPSON]
I love legitimate vtubing!

. . .

[SAPLING]
I hate every whore I see~
From Indie Slut to Kro-o-ni~
No, you'll never make a champling out of me~

[CHAMPLING]
Oh my gosh!
I was wrong!
She had a boyfriend all along!
You finally made a champling~

[VTUBER CHORUS]
Yes we finally made a champling~

[EVERYONE]
You-Finally-Made-A-Cuckling-outta-meeeeeeeeee~

[CHAMPLING]
I love you Nimi's Husband!

[AUDIENCE]
(STANDING OVATION)