>>102720583I'll break it down for you 4channer line by line
This is chuuba economics in a nursery rhyme
She sells VPs by the holostore
But the value of these wavs will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy clips cause there's loads on the net
Step 1, you must create a sense of scarcity
Packs will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many packs as you can find and hide 'em on an dropbox and copyright
DMCA 'til they're rarer than cards signed
Step 2, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em
Hit 'em like Elon
holotalk, product placement, featured twitch prime entertainment
If you haven't got a pack then you're just a gooner fuck man
Three, it's monopoly, invest in digital "family," start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Packs must sell", that's your vtuber philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a pngtuber's quality
Four, expand, expand, expand, buy bots, handcams, fresh signs on hand,
Five, why just ASMR? Why limit your plan?
Sell merch, emotes, voice packs, she sells VPs, sell SCs to fan!
Six, sell pins, sell plushies, sell vibes to a simp, sell a acrylic clock,
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be yagoo or the new fish of phase
Eight, big smile mate, soundboard "that's great!" Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine, Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they thumbs down you if Moist says your name
Ten, 3D is yours, step out on a stage to virtual fans that applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell VPs by the holostore
