>>103414417>cranks hog WASSUP KEKLINGS
>shotguns 0% alcohol beer I HEARS YOUR "OUSHIET" IS GETTING MARRIED
>lets out an elongated and gutteral burp DID YOU DECIDE ON WHAT YOU'RE GETTING HER AND HER HUSBAND FOR THE WEDDING
>grabs and adjusts his crotchal region WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT INVITED? DIDN'T YOU SPEND LIKE... AN ENTIRE FORTUNE ON HER MERCH
>snorts I MEAN HOW MUCH MERCH DID SHE RELEASE SINCE HER "DAY BEAUT" ANYWAY
>lets out a sharp fart WHAT??? SHE GON' RELEASE EVEN MORE??
>slaps himself across the face WELL I MEAN THAT WEDDIN' CAKE AIN'T GONNA PAY FOR ITSELF
>guffaws WELL I GUESS THE LIFE OF A KEKLING IS A TOUGH ONE INDEED
>uses inhaler BE SURE TO SEND MY REGARDS ON HER WEDDING FOR ME... OH WAIT... SHE WON'T EVEN SER YOUR MESSAGE
>starts laughing uncontrollably, revs up his bike and drives off into the distance while getting chased by the neighborhood dogs 
