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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:11:10 No.104118665 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>104118764 >>104126314 >>104126465 >>104129640 >>104130848 >>104133909

Subaru is male confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:13:19 No.104118725 Report

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based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:14:22 No.104118759 Report

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>he doesn't know ducks have massive corkscrew penises
oh no no no no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:14:42 No.104118764 Report

Quoted By: >>104118905 >>104123669 >>104126532

>>104118665
Male here, sitting while peeing is better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:18:35 No.104118888 Report

Quoted By: >>104118974 >>104127543 >>104132680

>pee while sitting
>shit while standing
If you don't do this you don't belong in this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:19:06 No.104118905 Report

Quoted By: >>104122780 >>104125843

>>104118764
how? won't the piss just shoot everywhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:21:02 No.104118944 Report

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jerk off the duck until penis exploded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:21:54 No.104118974 Report

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>>104118888
Real gigachads pee in the sink and shit in the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:30:02 No.104119189 Report

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hug my dick until explode, duck-chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2025 23:47:11 No.104119760 Report

Quoted By: >>104120229

You mean she's futa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 00:04:41 No.104120229 Report

Quoted By: >>104127592

>>104119760
This actually happened. I was there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 01:31:45 No.104122780 Report

Quoted By: >>104126685

>>104118905
...why do you think it would shoot everywhere?
Are you a girl, or do you have a malformed penis? I'm genuinely confused by your confusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 02:04:20 No.104123669 Report

Quoted By: >>104125801 >>104125843 >>104126346 >>104128795 >>104128946 >>104129815

>>104118764
It's legitimately not though, the piping isn't designed to be bent downward while sitting so unless you have a tiny dong you're going to struggle to piss effectively while sitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 03:31:49 No.104125801 Report

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>>104123669
>the piping isn't designed to be bent downward while sitting
anon there is something wrong with your penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 03:33:29 No.104125843 Report

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>>104118905
>>104123669
I'm going to need some drawings from the two of you depicting how you think sit-peeing works

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 03:57:16 No.104126314 Report

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>>104118665
no wonder all the JPs keep sexpesting Shuba

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 03:58:53 No.104126346 Report

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>>104123669
u wot m8
a tiny dong would make it HARDER to pee while sitting, not easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 04:04:50 No.104126465 Report

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>>104118665
>d!ck
Duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 04:07:59 No.104126532 Report

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>>104118764
I have to agree. Piss standing up while naked or wearing shorts, and you'll realize just how much backsplatter you're getting on yourself every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 04:17:16 No.104126685 Report

Quoted By: >>104126808 >>104126970 >>104128946 >>104132237

>>104122780
Nta but if i sit i run the risk of a random boner causing me to piss through the hole between the seat and the bowl. It's not common but it's easier to just stay standing, modify my aim, and wipe the bowl if I miss or something sprays

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 04:22:17 No.104126808 Report

Quoted By: >>104127798

>>104126685
???
anon do you have a microdick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 04:30:24 No.104126970 Report

Quoted By: >>104127798

>>104126685
I have two questions:
1: Why is your penis so small that that's even a concern?
2: When you need to poop, do you pee standing first, then sit down to poop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 05:04:38 No.104127543 Report

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>>104118888
holy quads, pack it up guys, what the post says, is reality now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 05:07:23 No.104127592 Report

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>>104120229
hello rubber-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 05:15:28 No.104127720 Report

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grown ass men in here who don't know that you can aim your penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 05:21:43 No.104127798 Report

Quoted By: >>104128481 >>104128634 >>104128946

>>104126970
>>104126808
Why would it even be implying I have a small penis? What, do you want me to strongarm it down at all times? If I'm doing that, why not just pee standing?
Also, wouldn't a smaller dick have an easier time facing downwards? what exactly is the implication here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 05:58:20 No.104128481 Report

Quoted By: >>104128575 >>104128634

>>104127798
anon i need you to draw me how you think sit-peeing works

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:03:23 No.104128575 Report

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>>104128481
I swear to fuck if I somehow have been sit-peeing wrong my whole life and it's magically better than I remember, I'm going to lose it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:07:24 No.104128634 Report

Quoted By: >>104128716 >>104128737 >>104128926 >>104128946 >>104129088

>>104128481
You don't need a drawing. Just think of a garden hose, now bend it. You can see how the part where it's bent no longer lets water through as easily, bending your dick down to pee while sitting is therefor no bueno.

>>104128481
>>104127798
Small dick only needs to be bent a little, longer dick needs to be bent down further or you're hitting the toilet bowl too closely and get splashback. Hope that makes sense to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:13:02 No.104128716 Report

Quoted By: >>104128751

>>104128634
anon... does your dick... kink when you angle it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:14:27 No.104128737 Report

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>>104128634
Bruh this dude has a rubber penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:15:37 No.104128751 Report

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>>104128716
Anon you realise the urinary tract isn't actually the same as your whole-ass penis, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:18:31 No.104128795 Report

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>>104123669
You know you’re not meant to bend the shaft at a 90 degree angle, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:25:43 No.104128926 Report

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>>104128634
Are you folding your penis to pee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:26:42 No.104128946 Report

Quoted By: >>104129021

>>104126685
>>104127798
>>104128634
>>104123669
The only explanation I have for this is that anon's dick is naturally curved upwards, that's why he can't piss while sitting. Every dick has a different curvature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:31:24 No.104129021 Report

Quoted By: >>104132186

>>104128946
dick curvature usually only applies when erect, you'd need to have a massive level of deformity or injury for it to affect a flacid penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 06:35:07 No.104129088 Report

Quoted By: >>104129600

>>104128634
Buddy you don't need to perform flesh origami to hold your dick down to pee

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 07:09:05 No.104129600 Report

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>>104129088
Apparently he does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 07:12:21 No.104129640 Report

Quoted By: >>104129651

>>104118665
>you fools! we've bathed together mulitple times you've already seen me naked wtf are you talking about
>i mean, it's not like we were checking down there you could have hidden it :)
wtf is wrong with holomems

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 07:13:35 No.104129651 Report

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>>104129640
They’re desperate for dick and anything vaguely masculine will do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 07:25:26 No.104129815 Report

Quoted By: >>104130957

>>104123669
Okay, anon, so how do you pee before shitting? You know that with the way our bodies work, we do pee before shitting, right? Do you actually take a piss first, flush, and only sit down to shit afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 08:38:10 No.104130848 Report

Quoted By: >>104132690

>>104118665
Subaru is futa-coded. So is Towa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 08:46:54 No.104130957 Report

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>>104129815
I've heard of a case where a guy sat down to take a shit, then stood up to pee, and accidentally dropped some shit on the floor. I'm not sure I believe it, but maybe it's possible for some people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 10:28:19 No.104132186 Report

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>>104129021
he got that bent dick like chris-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 10:33:28 No.104132237 Report

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>>104126685
I hold my penis down so that it's never pointing above the bowl. And then I wash my hands afterwards. This is why I dislike people who say "I don't need to wash my hands after peeing since I didn't touch anything", because it means they probably peed wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 11:16:08 No.104132680 Report

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>>104118888
>peeing while handstand

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 11:18:10 No.104132690 Report

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>>104130848
>Towa
so is Raora

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Sep 2025 12:56:33 No.104133909 Report

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>>104118665
>Doesn't know the lore

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