>>104445322But all dicks are supposed to curve upwards, evolutionary this is because if someone rapes your woman your peepee will scoop the semen out and your semen will impregnate her instead because you are a rapemonkey.
If your pee pee does not curve upwards it means you are destined to have your bloodline go extinct as you are a soimonkey (gay), not a rapemoney (based).