Kuzuha rundown:
>the time he stabbed Kanae's expensive ASMR mic with a knife and broke it because he thought he could do knife ASMR
>the reason why all his songs are titled 【】like this【】 instead of 【like this】 is because Shachou told him brackets surround the title and he hasn't bothered to change it since, and still titles his songs like that
>has to have people grill his food for him at bbq because he's scared of oil burning him
>answered Uber Eats in his underwear
>Ange and Hayase jokingly gave him a lock screen and a home screen image of their avatars for him to use on his birthday, but he continued to use it for several months
>a modeling agency tried to scout him, and he rejected it to join Nijisanji instead
>the time he entered a womens-only car on the train and didn't realize until several minutes later, when he saw that everyone was staring at him, the women ended up saying it was fine and for him not to panic
>when he texts people he usually types like a 5 year old even if it's just confirming yes or no
>also regularly sends "i'll kill you" as a response to normal things his friends send him in text
>used to favorite every single art in his fanart tag until his twitter locked him out/rate limited him too much
>when meeting new people, he used to write down topics to talk about due to social anxiety, leading to the infamous weather deck stream with Ritsukin
>used to be so shy meeting new people in the Nijisanji studio that he'd hide behind people or stand in the corner of a room (when he was at the studio with Himawari, meeting Alice for the first time, he was literally hiding his face)
>Speaking of Alice, he got so mad hearing her play guitar well on her 3rd day of learning that he picked up guitar just to be better, and to make up for their awkward first meeting, starting a small rivalry
>in one of those guitar practicing streams, he randomly said that all male guitarists beat women, then blamed Kanae for teaching him that
>the time he got trapped in a Minecraft water temple due to mining fatigue, drowned, went back, and trapped himself again with the curse. Chaika, Debi, and Rin! went to save him with Rin breaking him free, and the rest of the server mostly laughed at him begging for help in the chat
>Thought the 'thanks for ordering' on the receipt from his ubereats orders was handwritten by the restaurant staff and not something that's printed on every receipt
>the one time "animal" and "animal video" was shown on his Twitter search when he accidentally opened Twitter on his main monitor
>when he saw the gay flag in the Rocket League store, he called it ugly thinking it was a flag found in kids meals, then when his chat informed him it's the gay flag he immediately said he's a tolerant person and apologized to kids meals
>copied Ririmu's sub tweet about being shy onto his own sub twitter
>also, 99% of the tweets on his sub twitter are just "I have nothing to mutter" posted every month
>got tricked into typing Alt-F4 when Kanae told him it's how to get rid of the on-screen controls in PUBG, in the year 2021
Ok that's it thanks for the bait thread /vt/.
