>>10552641Have another:
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
EXPULSO!
Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
ACCIO W88!!!!!
OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!!
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WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
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