Between the uncanny references to their own lore and sheer retardation/pettiness of certain members, it feels like some cheap drama show script about royal palace nonsense that would get thrown out after the first page or two and then maybe picked up by Netflix. I can even hear dramatic music playing whenever more bullshit is revealed, like Reimu sitting in her room seething over Ike as camera zooms in on her scowling face with the Doki collab announcement reflected in her eyes.