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To contradict the OP, I think instead that I (king chud), need to be corrected by Clara.
You see, even though Clara's politics basically suck she is still an astonishingly gorgeous and passionate woman who does not compromise, and it for this that I love her and wouldn't change a thing (except for the recent merch which looks like it was drawn by a diversity hire). She is a very talented singer and is a smart, sensitive young woman.
I am king chud. but I am drawn to her like a moth to a flame. Even though communism sucks and is literally wrong, if she commands me to help bring in a new Bolshevik revolution then I will without hesitation. I will follow her beauty because she is a goddess walking this earth.
Chud correction JOI: chud is forced to kiss her feet and work his way up to her thighs, while Clara recites select passages from the communist manifesto. I am made to entirely affirm them in their correctness, while apologizing for being a reactionary which cluelessly seeks to hold up the inevitable direction of history by maintaining class antagonism.
Finally she gets me to kiss her ass while repeating "I am a chud and you are a goddess" over and over. When she is satisfied that I have fully repented she will give me a countdown while I keep kissing her ass
I am sorry for being a chud Clara. You are a goddess
