>>10746750As a man who constantly gets accosted by angry trannies and jannies on /vt/, I can hard confirm. With that said, pseudo-anonymous shitposting is the extent I'm willing to entertain you all with my schizo ramblings.
I will never become a vtuber.
I will never have a memorable signature design that's absolutely unmistakable.
I will never make you cringe with my unapologetic boomer attitude.
I will never refuse to apologize for my tiny cult of fans harassing people online in my name.
I will never hard negotiate my way into a favorable profit sharing agreement with an agency that entails a 50% cut, the freedom to use payment and streaming platforms of my choice, and a model designed from scratch for either my exclusive use or as a legacy character passed down from one male vtuber to the next.
I will never shill unhealthy food to my audience of impressionable 18 to 60 year old manchildren.
I will never hold my own streams hostage until enough people join whatever game I'm playing, up to and including the point where I sleep on stream and force people who do join to wait 8 to 10 hours before I finish waking up, having breakfast, checking my email and monitoring my investments.
I will never openly talk about my investments and turn my crushing losses into an ongoing meme, which will only make it more hype when one of my investments pays off.
I will never singlehandedly lift a western male-only vtubing agency off the ground and onto the map with the herculean retard strength only a legitimate unironic autist can muster.
All because sites like CWCwiki, lolcow and kiwifarms are allowed to exist in perpetual spite of the world's lax approach to private citizens' privacy rights, and I don't feel like ever running the risk of replacing Chris-chan as the internet's communal toilet. Now really is a great time to not be in the public eye given that creep culture (digging through people's literal or proverbial trash, cyberstalking them, going to their real homes and harassing them, threatening people with violence for offending your sensibilities, etc) has been normalized by the regressive effects of unrestricted online speech.
Good luck to male vtubers who take the plunge though. Hope you fags never get doxxed or harrased by online sociopaths. They may have driven Lulu straight out of vtubing, but I'm sure you'll all have much better luck. Probably. Or not. Just to be safe, be sure to self identify as non-binary trans-women to make criticizing you a hate crime.
With all that said, the most successful male vtuber will probably be a nonbinary trans who self identifies as a man. I'm sure he'll do us all proud, even if I'll misgebder him until the day I die. Which might come sooner rather than later if hate speech laws get ramped up and misgenderingg fictional characters becomes a capital crime. Oh well.
