>>107600566Both paths lead the traveler through the forest realm of Japan (Denoted on the map as JP”). Stop here but be mindful of the Japanese culture for it is much different from Cheeb culture.
Upon sunrise, travel further south along the River of Takodachi (by boat).
Begin traveling by land once the Dead Threads appear on your left hand side.
Travel east through the Dead Theads approximately 150 miles until you reach the Black Corpo.
Travel south along the Mountains of KFP for approximately 150 miles until you reach Minas Minto.
If you have skipped from step 10, abandon your boat after traveling roughly 500 miles on the River of Takodachi and begin traveling west towards Minas Minto.
Travel 50 miles west (around Minas Minto) towards Page 10
Climb to Watson Peak (“Cracks of Doom”) and throw the mane san into the fires of the volcano.
Exit the mountain as soon as possible since it will, most likely, collapse around you. Congratulations, you have destroyed the the chains preventing your freedom, vanquished Porgie, and you have brought peace to 4chan!
Travel home and write a book about your adventures…..or three.