>>108176673Summary of the entire Bae/Jurard call:
>Bae calls in>Jurard is becomes so loud I have to reduce my volume>Jurard asks Bae whether she heard about the "butthole thing" in his convo with IofiContext: He was talking with Iofi about kinks prior to the Bae call where he asked Iofi whether she has stuck a pen in her butt before to which Iofi responds that it's not her kink. The Iofi call with Jurard was full of sexual innuendos with sucking lemons and some weird stuff
>Bae introduces herself>Jurard begins apologizing for a mishap which happened when they had their first interaction in Japan>When Jurard was in Japan, the homos were doing their 3D stuff. They were on a lounge and Jurard describes the moment as "There was this very pretty person" that walked inside the room and and he didn't know it was Bae so he started yapping to her about his kidney stonesSees a random woman who he describes as pretty and starts yapping to her about kidney stones
>Bae says this is their second interaction. First in Japan were Jurard trauma dumped about his kidney stones and the second was the current call I'm talking about>Jurard rehashes the conversation he had about pens in buttholes with Iofi to Bae>Jurard shows appreciation to the charity>Jurard asks Bae to spin the wheel>Bae asks Jurard whether it'll land on the "butthole one">Bae spins the wheel and it almost lands on "the butthole" one. Bae is disappointed>Bae feels like the butthole option would've been so good>Jurard says he'll do the butthole one if Bae forgets everything about their interaction in Japan>Jurard wants a "clean slate">Bae says she doesn't know whether it'll work because it is just packing bigger "trauma" on what happened in Japan>Bae gives Jurard the option between reading JurardxOctavio fanfic for five minutes or the butthole stuff>Jurard says he'll pick the butthole stuff>Bae says if he's more embarassed about the JurardxOctavio ship then he should do the more embarrassing option>Bae tells Jurard to do a poll>Bae asks him why he hates the ship>Jurard says he hates the ship name (Jutai) because in Filipino it means little dick>Bae is confused about how the name Jutai would be formed>Jurard explains how the ship name was formed>Jurard said says their first original was about the ship>Bae says she's happy for them>Bae says if he really wants to do the butthole thing then he should read the fanfic for five minutes and do the butthole thing since he'll basically be washing it down with something he likes>Bae gets her live yaoi voice pack for 5 minutesoh it's actual porn
>The lemon sexual innuendo comes back. it's here I learn that the lemon innuendo is actually a blowjob one>Bae reviews the voice pack. Bae tells chat to donate>They talk more about butthole vs jutai>Bae says she has a long term memory for voicepacks and said the voicepack made her nightSUMMARY OF BAE/JURARD'S INTERACTIONS
They met in Japan where Jurard thought Bae wasn't a holo but a random staff member who he describes as "pretty" so he approached her to talk about stuff and kidney stones
Second interaction is the summary above
CONCLUSIONS
Iofi set up the tone for the entire 20 minute call between Bae and Jurard
Brats are on suicide watch.
