You've worked for hours, no, DAYS, perfecting this cute mermaid princess that Nijisanji requested from you. You slave over every detail, every angle, start to dream about her personality according to her backstory. You fall in love with the image of this little idol fish goddess that you've dreamt up in your head, and now your art is finally complete. You submit it, cash your check, and dreamabout your happy life with your royal Atlantean waifu that you created. Months later, you decide you wanna see how your daughter holds up to your ideals. So you look for some Japanese-subbed clips so you can understand her adorable gaijin tongue, you click play, aaand...

..she's talking about her sex toys, how messy her morning shits were after the cheesy gorditas she had from Taco Bell last night, and finally starts sharing some of her favorite erodoujins that she pirated off of nhentai this week.

How would you feel as a parent?