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Well, it was all that I could do to keep from crying
When the stream ended and the screen went black again
But you don't have to call me "chat", darling
You never even called me by my name
You don't have to call me superchatter
And you don't have to read my rambling supas
And you don't have to heart my comments anymore
Even though I’m in your membership
And I'll hang around as long as you keep streaming
And I never minded waiting for the stream
But, you don't have to call me "chat", darling
You never even called me by my name
Well, I've sent a few things in your youtube chat (hello, hello)
And I've spammed your name in your raids
But the only time I know I'll hear "[my Username Here]"
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded refreshing for your stream
But you don't have to call me "chat", darling
You never even called me by my name
And I'll lurk here forever if you keep going live
I never minded the three-hour wait for your stream
but, you don't have to call me "chat", darling
You never even called me by my name
Well, a friend of mine named Clipfaggot wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect VTuber gosling song
I wrote him back a message and I told him it was not the perfect VTuber golsing song
because he hadn’t said anything at all about
Collab streams, or superchats, or getting banned, or waiting up all night, or graduation.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect VTuber gosling song
And I felt obliged to include it in this here song
The last verse goes like this here:
Well, I was drunk the day my oshi graduated
And I went to spam “don’t go” in her stream
But before I could send my final superchat
She got bought out by a damned agency
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
I never minded refreshing for your stream
But you don’t have to call me "chat", darling
You never even called me
Well, I wonder why you don’t call me
Why don’t you ever call me by my name
