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>>108661530
>Elons current networth is estimated at $726 billion
>At 10 cents per gallon you must have lost at least 7,260,000,000,000gal
>That's approximately 3.5x the volume of Loch Ness.
>Usually an adult male ejaculates 3.9ml(0.00103027gal)
>This means you ejaculated at least 7,046,696,497,034,758 (seven quadrillion forty-six trillion six hundred ninety-six billion four hundred ninety-seven million thirty-four thousand seven hundred fifty-eight) times.
I don't know, seems kinda unrealistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 21:09:27 No.108663724 Report

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>>108663678
>I don't know, seems kinda unrealistic.
She is very attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 21:16:21 No.108663877 Report

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>>108663678
>>108661530
What a Gaylord, I have done at least twice that amount.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 21:21:19 No.108663976 Report

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>>108663678
it's impossible to calculate but you also cum less after the first time
>>108661530
she has the single best doujin about vrubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 21:41:22 No.108664399 Report

Quoted By: >>108665220 >>108665397

>>108663678
>>This means you ejaculated at least 7,046,696,497,034,758 (seven quadrillion forty-six trillion six hundred ninety-six billion four hundred ninety-seven million thirty-four thousand seven hundred fifty-eight) times.

For the hell of I broke it down further due to curiosity. Noel Debuted 2353 days at on 08/08/2019 so that comes to...
>2,994,771,141,961 nuts Per Day
>124,782,130,915 nuts Per Hour
>2,079,702,182 nuts Per Minute
>34,661,703 nuts Per Second

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:16:20 No.108665220 Report

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>>108664399
How much energy would this generate?
Would it be enough to solve the world's energy problems?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:23:55 No.108665397 Report

Quoted By: >>108673322 >>108673362 >>108681122

>>108664399
>>108663678
>34,661,703 nuts Per Second
sounds about right
I mean just look at her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:30:00 No.108665559 Report

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:38:38 No.108665784 Report

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>>108661530
this, but with banpire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:52:11 No.108666157 Report

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>>108665220
From what I can find the average male ejaculation generates 0.0005 joules of energy, this means 124,782,130,195 nuts per hour would translate to 17,330.85 watts (17.33 kW)

So his nuts produce enough energy to power ~80 apartments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:13:37 No.108669944 Report

Quoted By: >>108670996 >>108671650

how much is a 'gallon'?
here we have gallons with varying capacity from 5L to 25L (I heard we have bigger ones, but I never handled any)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:46:26 No.108670996 Report

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>>108669944
in the civilized world a gallon a standard unit of measure equivalent to 3.79 liters
its not literally a gallon as in that rusty container your brown ass bathes in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 02:05:44 No.108671650 Report

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>>108669944
>>108670996
I apologize, there was no need for the rude language. you were just asking a question.
ive been on this board too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 02:54:19 No.108673087 Report

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>>108670996
which fyi is somewhere in the ballpark of 1000-2000 ejaculations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 03:03:35 No.108673322 Report

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>>108665397
>>108665784
If they were here to read these, I would hope that they would be extremely complimented.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 03:04:53 No.108673362 Report

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>>108665397
Noel is peak femininity, literally can't get better than her.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 03:54:44 No.108674883 Report

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 06:20:11 No.108678046 Report

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 08:44:50 No.108680120 Report

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>>108661530
and people said poetry was a dying art

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 09:42:46 No.108681122 Report

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>>108663678
>>108665397
literally me except to Kiara, not her model but her actual pictures, especially that incredible, incredible, soft, pale, juicy ass

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