>>108757961There's also a chatter that said Biboo makes them fart. Reminds me of that greentext story.
*papers shuffling* Oh, there it is.
>be in class>morbidly obese fat kid also in class>his name was Stephen>infamous for being 300lb in 5th grade>gets obsessed with Wario Land 3>always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school>didn't even understand the games, just liked wario>made up moves that wario did>basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing>"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc>Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did>anyway so in class one day>teacher asks class a question>Stephen raises his hand to answer>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related>gets it wrong>smartass teacher's pet ccccRRRUNT, sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer>Stephen is visibly angered>turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!">Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her>Stephen, no.wav>rips the mightiest of ass right at her>Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast>she's the first to smell it>she pukes on the spot>whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall>Stephen got ISS for 3 days>smartass ccrrRUNT never spoke up again 
