>I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of you have come to believe that I. Like. Violence. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not like violence. I. Love. Domestic. Violence. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of violence. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty Elon Musk brand polygon-mobile, and you see a rich tapir nurse who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in her Chinese EV. Class violence. You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today, and you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. Drug violence. But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your Korean co-workers. Race violence. Then you try and post about it on your Discord, but then all your followers can post about is "OUR HUSBAND". Passive violence. You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about who gets the contract? What's in the contract? How much is what's in the contract worth? Contract Wars. What I am telling you, my Orcish army of one thousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of domestic violence. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want simple domestic violence. No class violence, no drug violence, no race violence, no passive violence, and CERTAINLY no contract wars! Blue-balled for forty years. What I want is domestic violence that only we can bring. A true abusive relationship. A Green relationship. The sequel you've all been waiting for... RUSHIA TWO!
