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What your favorite Vtuber says about you

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I have been seeing a lot of videos of "what your favorite [something] says about you", so I decided I would do something like it. Thought I'd make a post here that would require a little more effort than usual. Just a heads up, everything I say in this post is a joke, so try not to take it to heart. Now enjoy:

Tokino Sora: You have been a dedicated fan since the beginning. You are a man truly worthy of respect.
Roboco-san: You're the type that likes nerdy girls.
Sakura Miko: You're a diehard weeb that is willing to be faqed as many times as needed to hold on to your belief. Respect+
Hoshimachi Suisei: You either have never heard the saying "don't put your dick inside crazy" or you have, but you just don't care.
AZKi: You came for the idols and the music, but stayed for the streams and memes.
Yozora Mel: You really like Halloween.
Shirakami Fubuki: This isn't your first time in the friendzone, is it?
Natsuiro Matsuri: You're religious as hell, but also lewd as hell.
Aki Rosenthal: You love long, silky hair.
Akai Haato/Haachama: You are a devoted and faithful spouse, and you will eat anything your significant other cooks for you, even if it's not safe for consumption.
Minato Aqua: You like clumsy maids.
Murasaki Shion: You're smug as fuck.
Nakiri Ayame: You're on the verge of getting diabetes.
Yuzuki Choco: You're the type of person who wants to die happy.
Oozora Subaru: You're either a Re:Zero fan to the core or you have a tomboy fetish.
Ookami Mio: You're patient as hell and you will eventually be rewarded for your patience.
Nekomata Okayu: You're the generic weeb that has an obsession with cat girls.
Inugami Korone: You're a masochist, enough said.
Usada Pekora: Your morality is questionable peko.
Uruha Rushia: You're truly a man of culture. You either want to be as close to a girl's heart as possible or you are smart enough to realize that girls with small tits usually have 10/10 asses.
Shiranui Flare: You want to be isekai'd so badly.
Shirogane Noel: You're a degenerate that craves the sweet, silky milk that comes from big anime titties. It's ok, everyone of us are degenerates that crave the same thing, just some of us are tsunderes about it.
Houshou Marine: You are horny and pervy as hell.
Amane Kanata: You want a girl that can break you in half.
Tsunomaki Watame: You are oblivious and think that your girl can do no wrong.
Tokoyami Towa: You're into cute sweethearts.
Hinemori Luna: Your standards are way too high and you need to lower them if you ever want to get a girlfriend.
Kiryu Coco: You learned Japanese after you became a fan of her.
Yukihana Lamy: You're liver is on the verge of tapping out.
Momosuzu Nene: You love gangbangs.
Shishiro Botan: You love girls with guns. I understand that. Girls with guns, always hot.
Omaru Polka: You're the class clown.
Ayunda Risu: You have fallen for "deez nuts" jokes too many times, and you still fall for them.
Moona Hoshinova: You love to go on walks at night and look straight at the moon.
Airani Iofifteen: You're into alien girls and you want to get abducted by aliens.
Kureiji Ollie: If a zombie apocalypse ever occurs, you're the first to become a zombie.
Anya Melfissa: You're a weapon enthusiast.
Pavolia Reine: You unironically mistook a peacock for a turkey.
Mori Calliope: You felt as if your life was meaningless until you heard one of her songs. Now you're chasing after your goal like a Shounen protagonist.
Takanashi Kiara: You're literally the same as Mori Calliope fans, except you also enjoy manual labor.
Ninomae Ina'nis: You're willing to fight anyone or anything for Ina because god damn it, Ina is truly a woman worth fighting for.
Gawr Gura: You only found out about Hololive when the EN branch debuted.
Watson Amelia: You're mom is like the Soviet Union, every person gets their share.
IRyS: You were despairing for a long time but now, you have been filled with hope.
Tsukumo Sana: You have a giantess fetish.
Ceres Fauna: You are like Kakyoin, a milf hunter.
Ouro Kronii: You like to be dominated.
Nanashi Mumei: You just want a girl that will forget the things that you, unfortunately, can't forget.
Hakos Baelz: You don't like the usual girls. You like girls who are weird. That's understandable. I, too, like girls with eccentricities.

Others:
YAGOO: You're more than likely a JoJo fan and you have impeccable taste in waifus.
A-chan: Your favorite color is blue and you really need a cutting board.
T-chan: You are one of two things. You either got rejected by A-chan and believe you have a chance with her sister, or you are extremely grateful for T-chan's hardwork and dedication to the subreddit (but seriously, thank you for your hardwork T-chan).

I didn't include the Holostars because I, unfortunately, haven't seen enough clips of them, nor do I know Japanese yet, so I wouldn't be able to understand what is going on. Anyways, have a nice day/night.