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Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:43:30 No.11271837 View View Reply Original Report

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I went to McDonald's and ordered a burger but when i was waiting this random girl who is in the pic sat across from me

When my burger arrived she snatched it off the tray and started eating it in front of me
What do i do guys?
I need help please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:44:04 No.11271875 Report

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She hongry let her eat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:47:40 No.11272059 Report

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>>11271837
youre not funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:47:52 No.11272065 Report

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>>11271837
fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:49:44 No.11272157 Report

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>>11271837
you're pretty funny. fucking genius!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:49:54 No.11272163 Report

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>>11271837
Eat her for taking your food

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 01:50:45 No.11272210 Report

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>>11271837
Cum on her burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 03:26:47 No.11278661 Report

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>>11271837
Hilarious post! Make sure to cross post this to r/holoseatingburgers, oh and here’s your Reddit gold! No need to edit your post and thank me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 03:29:17 No.11278786 Report

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>>11271837
i see you have at leat 1 more on this pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:16:10 No.11280643 Report

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>>11271837
have you been off your prescription lately?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:18:21 No.11280722 Report

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>>11280643
>>11271837
Why does Jap mcdonalds have Burger King like boxes? Or is it that I get too much shit from the dollar menu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:18:53 No.11280750 Report

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>>11280722
STOP EATING FAST FOOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:20:14 No.11280809 Report

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Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:34:34 No.11281357 Report

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>>11271837
r9k is just a few boards down. You'll fit right in as a larping loser with all the other losers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:42:52 No.11281652 Report

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>>11271837
Call her a whore, and then steal her berries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:46:07 No.11281769 Report

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this isn't schizo drama so it's not a good thread sorry bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 04:51:39 No.11281955 Report

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>>11271837
Tell her that she's officially on a date now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 07:09:36 No.11287954 Report

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>>11271837
it belongs to her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 07:23:22 No.11288326 Report

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>>11271837

Okay keep calm. This has happened to me before multiple times when I sit down for a coffee or a mcmuffin. Just know that your tulpa has become real and its actually you're experiencing it first-hand. Because you've spent a lot of time imagining Mumei every day and night, her beside you in every dating scenario in parks, restaurants, and even in your own home. She has in-fact, become real in your mind. Congrats OP, you now have a legit Tulpa. Only you and you only can see and interact with her. Anyone who sees you interacting with your tulpa will blow you off as a nut job but having a tulpa will do wonders to your mental health.

All I would recommend to you is that you continue to daydream, make-believe, and imagine her whenever you have free time. Have happy and cheerful thought about her and you will have a much more brighter lifestyle. Any negative thinking or even bouts of depression could cause your tulpa to die or become a stuff of nightmares if you are not careful. That's all I can recommend. For anyone who is interested, I'd also recommend reading any online material about tulpas.

https://www.tulpa.info/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 07:37:39 No.11288682 Report

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>>11288326
/x/ is that way anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 07:48:06 No.11288928 Report

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>>11288326
You're a schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 08:11:53 No.11289405 Report

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>>11271837
Hah. I get it.
Burger sounds like Bird Girl.
Clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 11:27:47 No.11295772 Report

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>>11271837
eat her pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Oct 2021 11:30:20 No.11295842 Report

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>>11280722
What? I've gotten double quarters in boxes plenty of time.

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