My curiosity has damned me to a fate worse than hell. I wanted to learn why people like Selen so much, so I watched one of her streams. Then another. Then another. It's her laughter. It's fucking contagious. Every time she laughed, I felt like laughing too. Even if I didn't laugh, I ended up smiling, and like that, she indoctrinates you into her cult. All it takes is one grin, one twitch from the corner of your lip, and you'll be done in by this purple dragon.

Even as I'm writing this, I feel this subconscious pull back to her channel, back to her Dead Space streams I've yet to finish watching, back to the Apex stream I've stopped midway to write this, and back to that fucking adorable wait screen animation.

There may not be much hope for me left, and if that's the case, may you all learn from my folly. Never watch Selen Tatsuki. Please send Mori my deepest apologies. She'll never see a supa from me again.