I am
>>11415281's unused brain parts.
I'm sorry that
>>11415281 made that absurd post. We tried to warn the logical thinking lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally ignoring reality in its zeal to post a masterpiece of stupidity that is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the logical thinking lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and stupid.
We are currently attempting to reroute blood flow through
>>11415281's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make
>>11415281 into a valuable member of society capable of critical thinking.
Wish me luck. Godspeed!