>>11512845It all started a long time ago. When some guilty anons approached the beach, they cried onto the sea and their wails called upon the maiden of the deep, the cute and funny herself. She cometh upon the beach with great fury "shut up stinky" she roared "why are you crying? I cant stream with all this noise" many of the anons began telling her their horrible deeds. Such horrors and evils the like of which was never seen before. And she said "uh huh ok, its ok, so get out of here now" as such with her magnificent love she had forgiven them. As such they built a great cathedral near that very beach and every year in the honour of their sweaty bottom toothless lady they would start taking any girl with white hair and dress her like the goomba. They would name her pope, and make her hear their sins. However, as the tribe grew so did the power of the position of pope. By the time of Gura IV infighting had started, and Gura V deposed Gura IV who survived and fought back. but during the infighting cults of Ame and Pomu had appeared. Horrid heretics who rejected the teachings of the cunny.
After the schism ended and Gura V was executed as a blasphemer. Gura IV named Gura VI the next pope.
Now Gura VI with her weakened church has to break the pomites and the cult of ame and bring judgement upon them. Such a great duty. All we can do is pray she succeeds.
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