I will join Niji's management team, work my way up to lead the hiring decisions for the EN branch, and then fill the company with political hacks and sjws. I will continue doing this until caught, at which time I will bring the 5 gallon jugs that I saved up at my home, full of my urine collected over the past 18 months, and dump them inside every hallway and cubicle. Before I leave I will fill the coffee maker with poop flakes and pee in the water so Niji's coffee tastes like poo water for a week. The poo water will infest the brains of the talents and staff, and over time their decisions will lose all rationality, leading them to gradually lose viewers right up to the final yab, and ultimately filling my pockets as they desperately take out loan after loan from my private lending business which they will never be able to repay without selling all their property and having their wages garnished. In short, everyone at Niji is just my wage slave, and there's nothing they can do to stop me.
