>>11688233>Florida man uses machete to attack another man at McDonald's>PINELLAS PARK, Fla. — A man is in critical condition after he was attacked by another man with a machete on Sunday night. Damn. It's funny because it is outlandish, but it's also fucking horrifying. Imagine your gf is craving something super specific at 11pm. You're tired but you love her, so you go out to get it. Then some dude runs in with a machete right at YOU.
...and then runs past you and hacks up some other guy with his blade. Fuck.