I can't believe Kanatan was having raunchy, violent lesbian sex with Coco on her $10,000 bed instead of watching a Pokemon movie with her members.

Is enjoying multiple, consecutive mind-blowing orgasms that are only possible in sapphic love, their soft and supple bodies intertwined in feminine bliss, really worth betraying the expectations of her loyal fans? Is riding the dragon for hours until your mind turns into euphoric goo really better than watching Ryan Reynolds talk in his normal voice as a CG Pikachu?