>>13137760Slowly but surely, Japanese media will engulf the world. Everywhere, people will give their children Japanese names, dress them up like little Japanese boys and girls, fees them ramen and sushi, and raise them with animes.
Everywhere, that is, except in Japan, where the language eventually adopts enough loanwords to count as an English dialect (albeit one not mutually intelligible with the old English dialects of Neo Japan, 'roo Japan and Queen' Japan) and which develops an obsession with Marvel.
