After months of studying the ratio of streamer reaction to akasupa message content, I believe I've formulated the most effective akasupa message. Any suggestions for improvement are welcome:

Hey [streamer name], it's my birthday today. Can you sing happy birthday for me please? Also my grandpa died, my dad is fighting cancer, and my dog/cat recently died :( Thanks for your streams as always! I would have committed suicide if it wasn't for your wonderful streams!