>>13673052>whoYou're 100% right, its dog god cornet
>why1) Plays everything from kusoge to retro classics to hidden gems to fotm stuff
2) Rarely plays block game or apex (only for collabs), somehow makes even apex fun
3) Never gets salty, genuinely enjoys almost everything she plays, objectively a terribke gamer but it doesnt matter since she laughs off almost every death and always finds things to genuinely appreciate
4) That said, more than happy to act psycho in collabs for laughs
5) hag
6) Amazing dancer
7) Helping out her mum in the hospital
8) Genuinely lewd keyfabe with fatto catto for lulz, legendary kareoke collabs (BE MAH BAGUETTE)
9) charms devs into giving her free assets and making references to her in their games
10) literally has actraiser music remixes from the original composer as some of her theme songs, uses christmas music instead
11) Major part of the reason Hololive exploded in popularity in the west, didn't even have to say "Nigga"
12) She's my wife
14) Finally managed to filter all but the most dedicated EOPs
15) Expert chat wrangler, super funny about it as well
16) Fantastic assets and outfits
17) Can make even OBS glitch streams entertaining
18) Boxes, could potentially beat up most holomems
19) Stuck by Coco throughout every ban, even made content for Coco's fans where she had bizarre one sided conversations with her in jail during visitstion
20) I miss her so much bros ;_;
