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>live alone in small-ish apartment
>hear a loud sound coming from the kitchen, like someone knocked something over
>prep myself and check it out
>there's a fucking rrat on my countertop
>ogey
>he drops to the floor and I make the first shot
>it peppers up the tile and catches his leg
>he tries to scamper away but he can't with his leg broken
>gives me a pitiful look as I take aim at point blank
>"OH NYO"
>second shot fucking obliterates the rodent
>look at the guts, fur and cracked tile
>realize I'm not getting my security deposit back
>feel bad and eat some boneless chicken wings
>hear a loud sound coming from the kitchen, like someone knocked something over
>prep myself and check it out
>there's a fucking rrat on my countertop
>ogey
>he drops to the floor and I make the first shot
>it peppers up the tile and catches his leg
>he tries to scamper away but he can't with his leg broken
>gives me a pitiful look as I take aim at point blank
>"OH NYO"
>second shot fucking obliterates the rodent
>look at the guts, fur and cracked tile
>realize I'm not getting my security deposit back
>feel bad and eat some boneless chicken wings
