"Champyon, do I have a surprise for you! I made reservations at Dorsia for tonight! It's gonna be soooo much fun! I'll put on my pretty black dress and you wear something fancy too - it's gonna be just like our first date!"
"Sure, when? Right now? What the fuck Kiki, okay, okay, I'm getting dressed, okay. This brat... Nothing!"
The date was fun if not very eventful. Good food, fine wine and silly conversations. Until...
"I need to go pee soon."
Kiki was not one for subtleties. Champyon chuckled for a moment at his wife's lack of decorum, then suddenly a devious thought occurred to him. He decided to have some fun.
"Let me finish my meal then I'll escort you, I'm almost done. Here, you finish up this bottle of wine, you liked it so much it'd be a waste to leave any."
Champyon pours the remaining wine into her glass, filling it nearly to the brim.
"Okay, but hurry, you know I can't hold it in. Eat faster!"
While Kiki is gulping down the wine in a rush, Champyon instead starts playing with his food. The spaghetti stubbornly eludes his fork.
"They don't make spaghetti like they used to. I rem..."
"Shut the fuck up and eat, I need to go!"
Champyon's plate nearly empty now, Kiki downs the rest of the wine and picks up her purse to get going.
"Check please!" Champyon yells.
"No! You can pay later!"
"They'll think we're dashing, the waiter's right there it'll be just a sec. Waiter! Check please!"
"Ugh..."
The waiter appeared at their table swiftly, as expected of a classy establishment such as Dorsia. With him present Kiki becomes self-aware again and tries to appear as normal as she can muster in her state. Champyon makes sure to read the check first, nods approvingly, and leaves a 15% tip betraying his burger heritage.
"Sir there is no need, we don't do that here."
"Even so, I insist! The service tonight was magnificent, you deserve it."
All the while Kiki is silently seething, her legs slightly but rapidly shaking. Money exchanges hands and Kiki instantly jumps up.
"Thankyouverymuchgoodnight! LeTs Go! NoW!"
"Lets."
She grabs Champyon's hand and tries her best to pull him towards the rest room.
"Don't run Kiki, that's rude, people are watching."
"Fffffu...."
She lets go of Champyon's hand and dashes through the women's restroom door. It was time for Champyon's plan to come to fruition. They've been to Dorsia many times before and he remembered a somewhat trivial fact - the restrooms did not have a camera in front of them. He followed her inside.
"What are you doing?"
Instead of a reply, Kiki was greeted by a deep passionate kiss.
"No... I need to pee... first..."
Champyon quickly opened all the stall doors to check if anyone was inside - luckily they were alone. He pushed Kiki into the nearest one, continued to kiss her, and locked the stall behind him.
"Hold it in."
His hands slowly moved across her body, caressing her, then lifting her dress and lowering her panties. He sits her down on the bowl, lifts her legs up and starts licking her already quivering cunny.
"Champyon please... I can't hold it... Ahhh... I can't..."
He is relentless, he loves her sweet taste. She shivers and squirms.
“Haah... Uugh.. Aaah..."
"Please... Don't stop!”
She convulses uncontrollably and starts screaming from the intense pleasure.
"AAAAAAAHHhh--"
Champyon was ready. He quickly muzzles her with his hand and positions his mouth right over her urethra. A blast of piss errupts from it, nearly choking him. There was way too much for him to be able to drink, but fortunately the excess was diverted safely into and around the toilet bowl, mostly sparing his expensive suit. As the stream subsided he kept lapping up Kiki's pissy cunny, cleaning it up.
"Fuck... I know you love Kiki's Kiki straight from the tap but that was dangerous... what if we get caught?"
"Mmmmm... I said I don't want to waste that wine and I meant it. You're right though, lets wash up and we can continue when we get back home. I love you Kiki."
"I love you more, you silly goose..."
Then they kissed, the end.
At first I was going for the public humiliation route but it just seemed too cruel to do to my wife. Maybe next time.
