>>14418145Just one thing? To hell with that, I'm a greedy man.
>gura ver2 with a good rigger>black dress to replace mori's new outfit>blue dress to replace that transparent veil abomination Ame's wearing (I still dig the new hairstyle)>force kiara to install Linux and binge watch toku so she can akshually make her father proud>make baelz talk in Cantonese with her normal voice>man-slap Kronii and tell her to be more appreciative of how many fans she has>threaten to beat fauna with a pool noodle until she becomes less retrained and more interesting like Rushia>make Mumei be more energetic and have her get some goddamn hobbies>redesign Sana to be more mocha than muddy>have a better artist redesign irys with a more blue/black/white/gold color scheme and give her an enranged look the moment she tries to protest>make Selen speak Cantonese for an entire stream and have her apologize for lying on her debut resume if she can't>make Rosemi do more ring fit streams; sex noises and emphatic pleading are the cheapest way to garner interest, as shown by the Shubaru ring fit stream>give Petra a more mature looking model and have her drop the high pitched girly voice; she's currently playing against type>have elira play more manly, action packed games to enhance her gap moe stat>have pomu stop acting so desperate and instead focus that energy on being more confident as a person>have finana stop talking about bodily functions aside from pissing herself (which is the only cute type of bathroom accident) and play more multi-player games with fans to boost her fan engagement stat>put a gun to Nina's head and pull the trigger if she says honey ONE MORE FUCKING TIME>have reimu be more culturally hispanic in the "fun loving life of the party latinx" sort of way so she differentiates herself from every other dime a dozen chuba>give millie and enna new models more fitting of their voices personalities to solve the "gap without the moe" problem they currently have>have millie drop the high pitched voice>make a-chan a full time vtuber and replace her on the news updates with yagoo>erase and memory hole omega>make Ina cringe through an entire rehearsed speech about how virgins, wizards and incels are the best, most handsome and attractive people in the entire world, and have her restart the whole thing until she can recite it without a hint of irony>make botan graduate for eviscerating a fan in public>make aloe stop being so fucking menhera and have her return to Hololive>put on a gas mask and drag coco back to Hololive kicking and screaming no matter how much gas she passes>graduate the entirety of Vshoujo as well as anyone who took their side>have Haruka close out a stream by sincerely apologizing to pomu from the bottom of her heart for being rude>graduate Ollie for yubigate>have Anya take English accent lessons>have iofi and Risu drop the high pitched voices>have Hana Macchia play more scifi, cyberpunk and MMO gamesAll still wouldn't be right with vtubing, but it would be a good start.
