For some reason I haven't been dreaming anything much at all lately, but taking a look at my dream diary, exactly a year ago I had a very vivid dream. I got hired as some kind of stage hand for Hololive. On my first day there was a concert. I was mostly needed before and after the show, so the dream began when I was standing on the side of the stage watching the performance. Closest to me stood Suisei and after her Sora, and then three other Holos, though I had forgotten who exactly.
For some reason this concert was the first time they wouldn't be using 3D but rather the chuubas were performing while cosplaying their characters. I was somewhat dissappointed at this, because I had the idea that Suisei in particular and probably some others also appreciated the anonymity granted by their anime faces and wondered if this made even any financial sense. On the other hand, I was surprised at how pretty they all were. I had expected to find if not outright cave trolls then at least mediocre looks behind the avatars, but Sora and Suisei were outright the most beautiful women I had ever seen and the others had nothing to be ashamed of while standing next to those two. I spent most of the show lazily pondering which one was prettier fully cognizant of the fact that there really was no point ranking them before settling on Suisei. That said, there was this weird effect where their faces were overlaid with Live2D's that occasionally flickered on and off, but during the dream I didn't really pay attention to that.
They had little comedy skits between the songs during one of which they made fun of how Suisei can't do squats (
https://files.catbox.moe/bsmlpr.webm was fairly new at the time). She did seem the stiffest during their dance numbers. When the show was over, the other three quickly scuttled off, but Sora turned to have a little small talk with Suisei. As I stood quite close, I could overhear Suisei complaining about how sweaty she was and how she was in too much of a hurry to take a shower, because she was due for another live concert at another venue the same night.
At any rate, she declared, she had to change her clothes, because it would be extremely embarrassing for an idol to be seen in two different shows wearing the same outfit. And so she fell into one of the smoothest backwards rolls I've ever seen and with a single movement of her right arm pulled off her orange tights while her legs were in the air and then she was back up on her feet again, unbuttoning her jacket. I was thoroughly confused as to why she would fake clumsiness in dance performances if she could instead show off her evidently high tier acrobatics. At this point I realized I was staring at a woman undressing and remembered I have work to do, so I turned around and completely blanked out as to what exactly it was I was supposed to be doing. Instead I wondered how I got hired, since I have exactly zero relevant experience. Also, the camera was still running and I was panicking about that, since there were no avatars this time and so the viewers would be seeing her undressing. I didin't remember how exactly after waking up, but I was assured by someone that it's okay and it's not actually running despite the recording light burning bright red. I shot some suspicious glances at the camera crew who were standing in a ring chatting, thinking that while it might not broadcast, who's to say they're not recording something for their own use?
As I was taking a look around to see if I could find my foreman, Suisei was calling for her manager to bring a change of clothes. As the manager seemed to have momentarily disappeared, she ended up thinking aloud whether she should not in fact take a quick shower because she was so sweaty it was disgusting, not to mention clean clothes on sweaty skin is just wrong. Hearing her talk, I naturally glanced at her direction and saw her standing in her underwear in the middle of the stage. What drew my attention was her alabaster skin contrasting most vividly with dozens if not hundreds of angry red zits covering her entire torso so much so it looked like she had measles or something. I stared in shock, and took my sweet time figuring out this is probably the second worst case of acne I've ever seen. Eventually I came to and slid my eyes upwards – to meet a stern unflinching gaze silently screaming "I am the Pride of Hololive, one word from me and you're out of job" and I wound up waking up from the shock as thoughts such as "Suisei hates me now," "I could honestly say I was just staring at her zits, but isn't that just digging my own grave in a different spot," "Can I even cancel my new apartment on such a short notice" and "How ever am I going to explain to mum I was fired for sexual harassment on my first day" crisscrossed my mind.
