>>147612561. go into the bathroom at 3:33AM. turn off all the lights
2. spin around 3 times while chanting "Funny Mori, Funny Mori, Funny Mori"
3. stare at the mirror in pitch black darkness and start stroking your cock until it gets hard
now you have to keep your cock hard for the next part
Sit on your couch and turn on the TV. this wont work on a PC
You should already have Shrek 1 on DVD started up on the menu and ready to go. It HAS to be DVD.
Watch the entire movie while keeping your cock as hard as possible. you may not cum and you may not go flaccid.
If you make it all the way through the movie and the special DVD post-credits karaoke like this you should hear a whisper coming from the bathroom
Do not enter the bathroom, but stand right outside and jack off into the bathroom. You must get as much of your load as possible to land anywhere inside the bathroom
if you're able to do all of this correctly, you will not want to marry Mori anymore. Your phone will ring and it will be Mori on the other end asking you if you want to hang out sometime. You have to call her a stupid bitch or else the curse will reverse and you'll want to marry her even more
