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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 14:46:03 No.15087340 View View Reply Original Report

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What would (You) do if you got accepted into Hololive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 14:47:12 No.15087381 Report

Quoted By: >>15089045

I'd leak all of Cover's internal stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 14:47:32 No.15087395 Report

Quoted By: >>15088414 >>15088945 >>15094286

>Create a character of pet rock during few streams

>After some time tweet out that my pet rock passed away and I'll be taking break indefinitely

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 14:49:53 No.15087476 Report

Quoted By: >>15088164

I would brag on /vt/ but no one will believe me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 14:50:09 No.15087483 Report

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>Roleplay schizophrenia for a month
>End stream abruptly after muttering something like ''they're inside''
>Not stream for a month while rrats start piling up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:04:37 No.15087994 Report

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As the talent? I will stream
As the staff? I will work

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:08:43 No.15088164 Report

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>>15087476
Hamburger on head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:11:12 No.15088261 Report

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Start calling everyone faggots and overuse 4ch lingo to make 4ch spurg

Praise and collab with everyone that makes vt seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:12:46 No.15088332 Report

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i would collaborate with cdawgva

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:13:06 No.15088350 Report

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See if I can get away with jerking off while streaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:14:49 No.15088414 Report

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>>15087395
Fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:25:11 No.15088789 Report

Quoted By: >>15088946 >>15088962

Shamelessly use cheat programs like trainers, savewizards, save editors and mods. No episode 1/2/3 grinding, I'mma start to finish in 1 stream.

Try mobile gacha games and have viewers fund my rolls.

Play emulated PS1 and PS2 games.

Stream myself watching other Hololive's live stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:27:14 No.15088861 Report

Quoted By: >>15092444

>>15087340
As staff, I presume. Obviously I'd collect a paycheck, slack off and do the bare minimum while automating as much of my job as possible.

What I wouldn't do is make it my mission to isolate the chubas, because that would require more effort than I'd be willing to put in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:29:05 No.15088922 Report

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>>15087340
not play video games, like, at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:29:50 No.15088945 Report

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>>15087395
Also make sure to call yourself SovietWomble and name the pet rock Clive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:29:50 No.15088946 Report

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>>15088789
Based SEAnigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:30:23 No.15088962 Report

Quoted By:

>>15088789
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:32:46 No.15089045 Report

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>>15087381
only thing you leaking is your pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:34:22 No.15089106 Report

Quoted By: >>15092372

>>15087340
masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:34:30 No.15089114 Report

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>>15087340
I would be grateful that all the suffering I've endured and effort I've put into my transition were worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:35:28 No.15089137 Report

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You will never be ID 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 15:37:29 No.15089219 Report

Quoted By: >>15091896

Request a bird themed design for immediate fanart and investment due to Holobirds synergy.
Saviourfag by doing raids at the end of every stream to the lowest subbed Holo streaming at the time, despite probably being the lowest subscribed myself.
Do a late night Friday talk show bit just riffing on the week because Ame won’t do it.
Play games I like and if I have to join the trends of popular games, play them in the most contrarian way possible to see how many people I can piss off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:03:17 No.15090177 Report

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>>15087340
Cash out as fast as i can before they realized

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:45:43 No.15091807 Report

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>>15087340
I'd date my new, loving fans on /vt/. I would literally blow you for Superchat money. This is a promise. I will fuck and suck all of you if I get into Hololive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:46:51 No.15091856 Report

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>>15087340
I would do my absolute best to be a good entertainer and a positive presence in my viewers' lives. I am a man though, so I doubt I would ever be accepted into Hololive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:47:52 No.15091896 Report

Quoted By:

>>15089219
Petra???????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:48:07 No.15091905 Report

Quoted By:

>>15087340
leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:51:06 No.15091997 Report

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dilate since i will never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:52:23 No.15092032 Report

Quoted By: >>15092240

>>15087340
>Hololive?
So i'm a woman in this situation?
Well, be in a good term with reinee and romance her as soon as possible.
Lesbian is illegal on indonesia.
So i will be her mistress and i will live on luxury.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:52:53 No.15092049 Report

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if i joined HoloEN i would do collabs with NijiEN without my manager’s permission and then start a controversy so bad it destroys both branches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 16:57:40 No.15092240 Report

Quoted By: >>15092553

>>15092032
>So i'm a woman in this situation
Holostars exists, dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:00:48 No.15092372 Report

Quoted By:

>>15089106
ollie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:02:29 No.15092430 Report

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Immediately impregnate (You)r oshi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:02:55 No.15092444 Report

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>>15088861
Anon... you're alright. Maybe if you could also get game permissions (at least 1email a day pretty pls?) and not laugh at Gura that'd be perfect. Pls? Pretty please

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:04:13 No.15092486 Report

Quoted By: >>15094424

>>15087340
Drinking vodka.
Speaking English with a Russian accent.
Playing drumbass and hardbass on the stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:06:08 No.15092553 Report

Quoted By:

>>15092240
HoloSTARS isn’t part of HoloLIVE you dummy. India retard doctor nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:10:45 No.15092727 Report

Quoted By:

>>15087340
cum in pekoras milk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:13:34 No.15092851 Report

Quoted By: >>15093543 >>15093828

>>15087340
>offer my virginity to Yagoo
>he declines, married and faithful man that he is
>but he decides that having me around would still be good for morale
>start streaming
>get passed around by the managers, a new one every night
>the other talents talk about me behind my back
>still get passed around. Every manager gets to experience each of my holes
>the other talents refuse to collab with me
>eventually, a Cover.mandated collab with A-chan as host
>my oshi is also present
>get called out as a whore by my oshi
>look at A-chan for help, tears coming up
>A-chan smirks. "She's right, you know?"
>flee the live collab in tears
>/vt/ is full of rrats about me
>they're all true
>go visit Aokigahara
>kill myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:20:33 No.15093200 Report

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Hey Hey people

Virial

Virial Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:23:04 No.15093302 Report

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If they hired me, a man (male), I would be the Anglo versions of Korone and Mio thrown into a blender

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:28:34 No.15093543 Report

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>>15092851
What about female managers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:31:41 No.15093675 Report

Quoted By: >>15094048 >>15094266

1. Know my place as the new guy

2. Be respectful

3. Refuse any and all collab requests with female talent even my oshis

4. Listen to chat feedback and try to be entertaining. While also doing things i like to do like make music and play guitar.

5 Hyper focus on good quality streams audio and video issues are a no go. I would thoroughly test before going live everyday.

6. Wrangle in chat immediately my first day my stream rules are not a joke. So dont break them or do and fucking find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:35:10 No.15093828 Report

Quoted By:

>>15092851
Festival...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:36:42 No.15093894 Report

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Panic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:36:45 No.15093898 Report

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say slurs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:38:02 No.15093963 Report

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>>15087340
Collab with Pomu, make her fall in love with me, marry her, graduate

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:39:58 No.15094048 Report

Quoted By: >>15095130

>>15093675
Who is your oshii, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:45:18 No.15094266 Report

Quoted By: >>15094493 >>15094735

>>15093675
>sweaty moderator
go fuck off and join vshojo or something, seems like a better fit. Faggots streaming on twitch ban you for fun sometimes even if you never said shit, i prefer youtube where i never get banned even if i randomly type an all caps schizo line here and there.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:45:55 No.15094286 Report

Quoted By:

>>15087395

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:46:36 No.15094311 Report

Quoted By:

>>15087340
i need a quick rundown on picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:48:57 No.15094424 Report

Quoted By:

>>15092486
Heйpoмoнaх vtuber model when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:49:55 No.15094481 Report

Quoted By: >>15094566

>>15087340
cause the mother of all yabs and bring the company down with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:50:22 No.15094493 Report

Quoted By:

>>15094266
Congrats on being an annoying guy in a chatroom, anon. That's epic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:52:25 No.15094566 Report

Quoted By:

>>15094481
and what would that be, in 2022?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:56:19 No.15094725 Report

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>>15087340
Have a banned word of the day written in the description. Anyone who types the word gets banned by my automod. Sometimes change it midstream and post it onscreen. This results in me having the best chat of all time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:56:33 No.15094735 Report

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>>15094266
The absolute state of retards get fucked and seethe about my what if post nigga

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:05:01 No.15095130 Report

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>>15094048
Anon it would hurt me if she did ask and i had to turn it down. But my oshi rejects male collabs anyway so i dont think she would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 18:09:35 No.15095326 Report

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>>15087340
>try to become friends with all the Holos and the Homos
>give OmegaAlpha a wedgie then steal his lunch money

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:27:14 No.15098385 Report

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>>15087340
Rape every single holo in existence and get away with it since it doesn't count between girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:43:42 No.15098909 Report

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>Stream playing vidya I like
>Get bored
>Pull an Ayame

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:51:09 No.15099152 Report

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I'd play real video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 20:00:26 No.15099437 Report

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I have to get a sex change operation don't I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 20:16:39 No.15099931 Report

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as a chuuba?
I'd actually do everything in my power to help and feed my oshi, I will dedicate my everything to support her even more now that I'm capable of actually doing it.
she will literally be the only thing I take about, shilling and selling her to my fans 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 20:35:06 No.15100537 Report

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>>15087340
I'd do my job while posting really credible rrats that are completely false /here/

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