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Where every Hololive Member would be Sorted in Hogwarts

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:29:04 No.15267154 View View Reply Original Report

Sora - Gryffindor
Roboco - Hufflepuff
Miko - Hufflepuff
Suisei - Slytherin
Azki - Ravenclaw

Mel - Slytherin
Fubuki - Gryffindor
Matsuri - Slytherin
Aki - Hufflepuff
Haachama - Gryffindor

Aqua - Hufflepuff
Shion - Slytherin
Ayame - Gryffindor
Choco - Ravenclaw
Subaru - Gryffindor

Mio - Hufflepuff
Okayu - Gryffindor
Korone - Gryffindor

Pekora - Slytherin
Rushia - Slytherin
Flare - Ravenclaw
Noel - Ravenclaw
Marine - Gryffindor

Kanata - Hufflepuff
Watame - Hufflepuff
Towa - Gryffindor
Luna - Ravenclaw

Lamy - Ravenclaw
Botan - Ravenclaw
Nene - Hufflepuff
Polka - Hufflepuff

Mori - Gryffindor
Kiara - Slytherin
Gura - Hufflepuff
Amelia - Hufflepuff
Ina - Ravenclaw

Fauna - Ravenclaw
Mumei - Slytherin
Kronii - Gryffindor
Baelz - Gryffindor
Sana - Hufflepuff

Laplus - Gryffindor
Lui - Gryffindor
Chloe - Slytherin
Koyori - Ravenclaw
Iroha - Hufflepuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:30:21 No.15267241 Report

Quoted By: >>15267364

>>15267154
a lot of these are demonstrably wrong but the thought of anyone arguing about this makes me want to rope myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:32:20 No.15267340 Report

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OP please elaborate on why for each member.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:32:47 No.15267364 Report

Quoted By: >>15267910

>>15267241
All of them are correct based on the personality traits of the Holos.

Holos who lead others and inspire = Gryffindor
Holos who are ambitious and cutthroat = Slytherin
Holos who are smart = Ravenclaw
Holos who are good friends = Hufflepuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:33:08 No.15267388 Report

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>>15267154
>all the retards on Hufflepuff
Checks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:41:37 No.15267795 Report

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>>15267154
>Ravenclaw has all the big titty bitches
Ravenclaw best house, REPRESENT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:43:11 No.15267862 Report

Quoted By: >>15267992

>>15267154
What about my girl IRyS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:44:12 No.15267910 Report

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>>15267364
White vtubers: Gryffindor
Japanese/Korean vtubers: Ravenclaw
SEA vtubers: Hufflepuff
Chinese vtubers: Slytherin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:45:44 No.15267992 Report

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>>15267862
Ravenclaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:46:12 No.15268019 Report

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>>15267154
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:48:02 No.15268106 Report

Quoted By: >>15268422 >>15316185

>>15267154
U forgor IDs

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Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:48:28 No.15268119 Report

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>>15267154

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 22:55:14 No.15268422 Report

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>>15268106
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:03:03 No.15268760 Report

Quoted By: >>15269356

>>15267154
I'd argue mori for raven claw cause she's a semi edgy musician, and raven claw is all for that nerd shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:14:00 No.15269356 Report

Quoted By: >>15270201

>>15268760
Ravenclaw is for smart students and Mori is dumb as a bag of bricks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:27:00 No.15270004 Report

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>>15267154
Miko got Syltherin alongside Suisei while Flare and Polka got Ravenclaw when they tested during a Shiraken Minecraft collab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:31:55 No.15270201 Report

Quoted By: >>15272424

>>15269356
>Ravenclaw is for smart students
- Sybill Trelawney
- Gilderoy Lockhart
- Xenophilius Lovegood
- Luna Lovegood
- Quirinius Quirrell
- Garrick Ollivander
- Moaning Myrtle
- Marietta Edgecombe

All Ravenclaws.

You don't have to be smart to be in Ravenclaw. You only have to be autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:33:14 No.15270237 Report

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>>15267154
Harry Potter is trash for fags and women, which one are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:35:54 No.15270339 Report

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>>15267154
>ayame
>Gryffindor
im hardly an ayame hater but thats doutbful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:39:53 No.15270531 Report

Quoted By: >>15270823 >>15302880

This just proves that this site is filled with women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:43:58 No.15270704 Report

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>>15267154

Flare, Polka, Suisei and Miko did official sorting on wizarding world (and shared on twitter) sometime around october. Pol and Flare were Ravenclaw, Miko and Sui are Slytherins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:46:50 No.15270823 Report

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>>15270531
We're also talking about women. Why are you surprised?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:47:16 No.15270837 Report

Quoted By: >>15270967 >>15271269 >>15271399 >>15292962 >>15315770

Harry Potter is literal bottom-of-the-barrel normie garbage, the writing is terrible and the characters are even worse. The world is flimsy and shitty.

Read Name of the Wind instead, it's much, much better.

Oh right,
>4chan
>reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:50:51 No.15270967 Report

Quoted By: >>15271382 >>15271861

>>15270837
>spoiler
Wasn't that book overrated as fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 23:57:49 No.15271269 Report

Quoted By: >>15271385

>>15270837
>Harry Potter is literal bottom-of-the-barrel normie garbage,
No you're thinking of vtubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:00:46 No.15271382 Report

Quoted By: >>15271488 >>15271521 >>15271920

>>15270967
Maybe try forming your own opinions. I don't think the third book could possibly live up to the hype that it's generated now that the author has been dragging his as for 5-6 years, but the first two books are fucking excellent, if you like fantasy. JK Rowling is and always has been a complete hack-fraud who's only still relevant because legions of drooling retards slurp up any mass-marketable slop that comes into their fucking trough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:00:49 No.15271385 Report

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>>15271269
>vtubers
>normie
What

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:01:06 No.15271399 Report

Quoted By: >>15271684

>>15270837
>This popular things sucks! Read this (obscure book that only 5 people know)!
Fuck you retard!
>>15267154
Out of all the shitty predictions you put, why would fucking Kronii be in Gryffindor? She would be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin you dumb fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:03:21 No.15271488 Report

Quoted By: >>15271684

>>15271382
Didn't Rowling get cancelled for saying trannies aren't real women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:04:14 No.15271521 Report

Quoted By: >>15271684

>>15271382
I heard better things about Brandon Sanderson tb.h.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:05:15 No.15271583 Report

Quoted By: >>15271691

>>15267154
Isn't Slytherin basically the evil asshole house? I get why psycho-bitches like Suisei or Matsuri would be there, and I suppose Kiara and Chloe are included because of rrats and the hateboner this board has for them. But why Mel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:06:23 No.15271637 Report

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>>15267154
>Miko
>Hufflepuff
protagonists go in Gryffindor. stick Sora in Hufflepuff instead, she's boring and irrelevant enough for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:08:03 No.15271684 Report

Quoted By: >>15271931 >>15271974 >>15272062 >>15272107 >>15276029

>>15271399
>obscure book that only 5 people know
Get your head out of the DisneyMarvel slop pile for five seconds and you'll realize that there's more out there than whatever's being hyped endlessly in Youtube ads.

>>15271488
Rowling has a long list of shit that she's said and done to invalidate her opinions, but the machine is in motion to the point that she could do anything she wanted and she'll still get those sweet sweet residuals because people want to put owl stickers on their minivans.

>>15271521
Sanderson's stuff is like dense, dark cake, it's good but you understand it's 20+ years of books? 14 full-size novels? I'm not gonna watch or read One Piece either, that's too fucking much, but if it's your bag, more power to you. Rowling is just an absolute fraud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:08:17 No.15271691 Report

Quoted By: >>15271831 >>15272239

>>15271583
>he fell for the psychopath Suisei meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:11:49 No.15271831 Report

Quoted By: >>15276332

>>15271691
Well, I say "psycho-bitch" mostly as a meme. Only truly psychotic Holo is Matuli and at time Rushia.

I'd actually say Ayame is Slytherin since she's an unscrupulous lazy bitch and racist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:12:39 No.15271861 Report

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>>15270967
It was very fun as slightly more adult version of Harry Potter among other things, not super original but engaging. The main issue is author being a fat asshole, busy doing anything other than finishing the trilogy and it's been like 10 years since the last book so he's basically less talented GRRM constantly annoyed by his fanbase. Even his fans would tell you it's better to invest in Brandon Sanderson coin at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:14:28 No.15271920 Report

Quoted By: >>15272295

>>15271382
>who's only still relevant because legions of drooling retards slurp up any mass-marketable slop that comes into their fucking trough.
Most of her fans are kids you self pretentious retard! Jesus fucking christ dude!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:14:42 No.15271931 Report

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>>15271684
t.ranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:15:46 No.15271974 Report

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>>15271684
>Sanderson's stuff is like dense, dark cake, it's good but you understand it's 20+ years of books?
Mistborn's first saga is three books though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:18:58 No.15272062 Report

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>>15271684
>Rowling has a long list of shit that she's said and done to invalidate her opinions
If she hates trannies she's ok in my book

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:20:13 No.15272107 Report

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>>15271684
Get your head out of the slop of the 21st Century and read some James Branch Cabell.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:22:12 No.15272199 Report

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OP needs to read another book
Captcha: R0DMT, get off 4chan Rogan...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:22:54 No.15272239 Report

Quoted By: >>15272523

>>15271691
>>he fell for the psychopath Suisei meme
I mean, it's not really a meme at this point, it's being aggressively pushed by Suisei and Hololive as a part of her character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:24:23 No.15272295 Report

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>>15271920
Anon, it's 2021, the kids that knew anything about Harry Potter are pushing 20 and 30. The last main line movie came out ten years ago. The people pushing her little media empire along are the same sad adultchildren that get married at Disney and unironically have watch parties for things like Marvel's What If.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:28:11 No.15272424 Report

Quoted By:

>>15270201
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:30:49 No.15272523 Report

Quoted By: >>15272571

>>15272239
That's why I say it's a meme, it's being exaggerated by Suisei

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:32:03 No.15272571 Report

Quoted By: >>15272966

>>15272523
It's still part of her Hololive character. She has an axe emote for members.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:43:07 No.15272966 Report

Quoted By: >>15273079 >>15273502

>>15272571
But is not part of her character. Her character is that she's a comet and she is 18 years old, that's it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:45:41 No.15273079 Report

Quoted By: >>15273181

>>15272966
t.autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:48:34 No.15273181 Report

Quoted By: >>15273493

>>15273079
You are a retard. Watch streams, she's not a psychopath for real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:58:35 No.15273493 Report

Quoted By: >>15273865

>>15273181
>he thinks vtubers are their characters for real
So, how's it going in kindergarten?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 00:58:44 No.15273502 Report

Quoted By: >>15273865

>>15272966
https://youtu.be/sjJbBQJvkuM
>She's also established herself as a psychopath character
It's over anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:09:27 No.15273865 Report

Quoted By: >>15273934

>>15273493
Are you stupid? Suisei is the most straightforward with that. She's is practically her character. Watch streams
>>15273502
That's an internet description not made by her, clipwatcher

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Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:11:16 No.15273934 Report

Quoted By: >>15274312

>>15273865
>That's an internet description not made by her, clipwatcher
But the axe emote added to her channel was, so fuck off retard. It's part of her character and she often plays into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:21:38 No.15274312 Report

Quoted By: >>15274470

>>15273934
Regardless, the first point was that she was a psychopath for real. She's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:25:05 No.15274470 Report

Quoted By: >>15274592

>>15274312
Hoshimati Suisei the Hololive character is a psychopath. The person who plays the role of Hoshimachi Suisei is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:27:45 No.15274592 Report

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>>15274470
It still doesn't sound right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:41:25 No.15275262 Report

Quoted By:

>>15267154
Fucking autism i hate you niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 01:58:43 No.15276029 Report

Quoted By:

>>15271684
You're mixing up Sanderson with Jordan.
Robert Jordan wrote the Wheel of Time, which Sanderson was chosen to finish after Jordan died.
Jordan: books 1-11, the final, extensive notes
Sanderson: books 12-14, sans finale, guided by Jordan's notes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 02:07:05 No.15276332 Report

Quoted By: >>15279431

>Laplus not Slytherin
>Ayame not Ravenclaw
>Kronii not Ravenclaw
>>15271831
Comet being Slytherin fits her, it's the house of the ambitious (which happens to be where the villains are) and she's literally one of the most ambitious holos out there. Same goes for Kiara and Chloe, they're also ambitious on their own ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 02:28:32 No.15277232 Report

Quoted By: >>15279162 >>15279520

>>15267154
>Using hogwarts as some kind of stupid personality test
I know we are /vt/sisters but still....
>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:04:51 No.15279162 Report

Quoted By:

>>15277232
exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:08:58 No.15279431 Report

Quoted By: >>15280847

>>15276332
>Laplus not Slytherin
Laplus is a lazy, stinky NEET and is hardly cunning or ambitious

>Ayame not Ravenclaw
Ayame is lazy

>Kronii not Ravenclaw
Kronii is lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:10:29 No.15279520 Report

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>>15277232
I'll do the Holos according to the MBTI types next

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:33:27 No.15280606 Report

Quoted By: >>15281463

>>15267154
>Ina - Ravenclaw
Ina is a traitor and definitely belongs in slytherin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:37:36 No.15280847 Report

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>>15279431
>Gryffindor is the default House that anyone can get into because Harry is the main character
Finally, someone gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:49:12 No.15281463 Report

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>>15280606
She's huffplepuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 03:54:06 No.15281755 Report

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>>15267154
Ravenclaw is the designated nerd/weirdo house and that's where at least half of the them belong. GFE and hard gachiko pandering warrants Slytherin perhaps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 04:03:53 No.15282239 Report

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>>15267154
cringe

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Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 04:25:26 No.15283406 Report

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>>15267154
holy cringe
go back nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 07:36:03 No.15291790 Report

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>>15267154
Peak tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 07:59:49 No.15292428 Report

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>>15267154
If pekora where in hogwarts she'd immediately go and fanboy and be weird at mouthoy along with like 1/2 of hololive, he's a weirdly popular character among women, but I suppose pekora has a bigger excuse than most because in terms of personality they're basically the same person

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Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:19:18 No.15292962 Report

Quoted By: >>15309548

>>15270837
>Name of the Wind
kek you mean cuck of the wind right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:34:08 No.15293441 Report

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>>15267154
Miko got Slytherin.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 10:21:06 No.15297058 Report

Quoted By: >>15297166

>>15267154
>Kiara - Slytherin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 10:24:24 No.15297166 Report

Quoted By: >>15302933

>>15297058
>Ambitious
>Evil
>Backstabs her friends for clout
>Crab in a bucket mentality
Out of all the Holos Kiara is probably the one who most belongs in Slytherin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 13:00:53 No.15301960 Report

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>>15267154
Marine should should be in Hufflepuff, arguably.
Laplus should maybe be in Slytherin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 13:31:43 No.15302701 Report

Quoted By:

>>15267154
>sora
>fubuki
>haachama
>subaru
>okayu
>korone
>marine
>towa
>mori
>kronii
>baelz
>laplus
>lui
Gryffindor.... I'm thinking based, not Ayame though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 13:39:31 No.15302880 Report

Quoted By:

>>15270531
But anon… we’re all little girls here, remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 13:41:49 No.15302933 Report

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>>15297166
came here from the index to call you a skitzo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 13:51:13 No.15303165 Report

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I want plebbit to go and stay go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 14:05:24 No.15303586 Report

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>>15267154
Kronie here. There's no way Kronii is Gryffindor. She's most likely Ravenclaw, but if it's overcrowded she can play Slytherin in a pinch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 16:46:18 No.15309548 Report

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>>15292962
Are those thoughts of the MC or the villain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 18:26:17 No.15312953 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 18:26:29 No.15312958 Report

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>>15267154
Mori is ambitious enough for Slytherin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 19:55:03 No.15315770 Report

Quoted By: >>15322622

>>15270837
there is a literature board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 20:08:38 No.15316185 Report

Quoted By: >>15326256

>>15268106
Fine, I'll do them.

Risu: Slytherin
Moona: Ravenclaw
Iofi: Hufflepuff
Ollie: Slytherin
Anya: Hufflepuff
Reine: Gryffindor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Dec 2021 23:16:55 No.15322622 Report

Quoted By:

>>15315770
And it sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Dec 2021 00:49:14 No.15326256 Report

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>>15316185
Seems right

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